The great flooding of Innsbruck

Urheber: Schlachthof Soest

   

Witness the waves of blood and shit you create

by consuming meat, eggs and dairy

you truly must be a blood junkie

why not bathe in this blood and shit

if you long for it so much?

I shall collect all the blood and shit

from surrounding farms and slaughterhouses

to make a special gift for you junkies

the long overdue gift of epiphany

prepare for the cleansing wave of truth

stretch your arms in hopeful anticipation

or run in horror

do as you like

you won't get far

city gates are closed

I took care of that

You will receive my present

Now let me pull this lever

to unleash the cleansing waves of truth

The city screams

screams in joy as it drowns in blood and shit

One metre, two metres, three metres

the flood keeps growing

and the people are so grateful

they transcend with this ephiphany in mind:

blood and shit they supported all along

some of them drink the waters of truth

they drink so much of it they drown

some of them try to hide

in their flats high above the ground

from the stench of truth

I smile

such humble people!

They want to decline my present

but you are worthy of it

can't you see?

all of you are worthy of it

I unleash the second wave blood and shit

windows burst

buildings collapse

humans transcend

in the waves of cleansing truth